please carbonate that for me

I just in the news heard that americans are going to make and sell carbonated milk... can you imagine that? have they really sank that deep that they can not drink something that is not carbonated... have can you even imagine to take and add bubbles to milk? when I imagine the taste of that.... lets just say I get sick... really sick...... what will be next? carbonated shits so it's easyer to poop for thous brainless mutants?