how is raven like a writing desk?

yes I know I know 4th day and I already have missed two posts but what can I do if memory is not a good friend of mine? so... because I missed yesterdays post I'll be giving two entries today... one now and one in the evening lets hope I won't forget about the second one...

a poem to my belly

oh my dearest belly
thou art so weak
thou even can't hold
a goblet of beer

oh my dearest belly
thou art so weak
next time we meet
I'll give you some tea